Saturday, May 28, 2005

Words Of Encouragent For Someone Stressed Out

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Every Friday I wake up with feeling that I'm more in the world and a question on his lips "What the fuck you wake me?" Unable to follow bed unconscious until next or reincarnation following (whichever comes first) opt for the force of habit and wake up knowing that it is absolutely unnecessary and futile to bring me to the world.


I go to work, like every Friday, with that sense of futility that comes from knowing that it is absurd to struggle like crazy, taking a stand and fight for anything, but just do not even discover the reason . According to the remarkable epistemological (in epistemology: Doctrine of the foundations and methods of scientific knowledge) of Cenacle of The Recova is atavism, ie the need to not disappear, pure survival instinct. The downside of this theory is that intend to kill but to commit suicide the other, but this variable was never contemplated in the plan. This noble notables Runfla of abstract thought, very abstract, based their arguments on broad position of the sun at the time of the consultation, the amount of peanut in copetín saucer, the direction , promotion and decline in dense spirals of blue smoke from their cigarettes and primarily on the amount per milligram in the blood of some alcoholic beverage that should not be mentioned at risk of invoking the Mephistopheles himself and having to carry out a diabolical pact , since as is common knowledge, the devil does not travel freely. Whenever something has to be, even a hypothetical (and mortgages) soul of parishioner at Cenacle.


The discussion of days is terrible: Why had failed Golem? days ago, in a moment of excruciating boredom during a the City Council meeting (which is televised) the Cenacle was used to build one. Some had collaborated bringing the cast needed to build the PLC of God, the house had generously provided the water required to form a paste and flannels to not dirty the rest of the bar. I work together from the same session , touch me because when talking about a draft ordinance (and taking into account that it was televised) instead of reading the basics of the project although I'm agnostic recite the Torah declared and invoke the power of God's word to encourage life to the statue of plaster.


The base of Peronism, true to their grievances since they lost the local elections in 1999, requested the floor to, obviously, oppose. Although not understand anything even so had been in English, they cried tearing their hair out by the suffering poor, the elderly, homeless and unemployed for the inevitable starvation. For the curious selective blindness that characterizes the strength policy, the main cause of this state of affairs for two decades in which destroyed the social gains (of which they boast about in speeches), governments collapsed sign opposite and happily finished off the assets of the country a festival rigged bidding. Like the dog in the manger, where usufruct not the power, fighting for that reason alone and inclusive . So it is in the country , so in our small town Buenos Aires ... When I turn take the floor again recite some verses of the Necronomicon, the spell for the slow and agonizing death, in the dead language of Cthulhu, but it turned out. It happens that the forces of evil act against themselves.


The local tabloids comment the other day the session had been more controversial and incomprehensible than usual. Hebrew texts were obtained from a collection Marvel Comics where described in detail how to form a Golem (and also raise Anthrax strains a nuclear dirty bomb and other apocalyptic DIY). Based on the scientific basis such publications and an express request of the Mayor Sr ( also patron of the Recova, not the Cenacle ) got down to work.


The original Golem was a terrifying and massive plaster sculpture, which in 1500 the sage Rabbi Eleazar Ben had given life itself through secret formulas of Kabbalah. This giant eight feet tall defended the Jews of enemy attack. Was activated by a Hebrew word "Ameth" really meant, erasing a syllable and being meth (killed) him off. The problem was that little word was written under his tongue. And who would the handsome open mouth of the monster to get that word in case of lack of control? Because that's what happened. The Golem every night without fail should be disabled, the rabbi fell asleep and forgot to do so. Obviously the Golem crazy. And run it has been said. History does not record as the creature was hunted and how it was erased the word to return it to its original state: a lot plaster. Only known cemetery in Budapest which is populated suddenly. Five hundred years later there were us trying to create the mythological creature, to meet the anguished request of the Mayor.


The problems facing the local president was serious. Long time on the streets of General Belgrano sweepers little body can not cope with cleaning. By month that assignment to a distant factory in Santa Fe a sweeper automatically. This device for reasons that are irrelevant had be delayed again and again. is required workforce, but the budget does not provide for hiring local people. The solution was to build a Golem desperate and do work. But since that would free exploitation, but by a splendid work plan.


The Golem, by televised spell brought to life (and it took addition to the Peronist anger) as the boys in the Cenacle temporarily defused what because the child does not wander should night, low risk for mad. As members of the Cenacle mainly nocturnal birds are often raises the dilemma of who activated at 6 am. The obvious choice fell in Matilde, the maid of the Recova. They left the instructions.


the other day at 6 am Matilde asset to the Golem. This was to work with local gang. At 9 am leading a union protest and 10 and was opening a line political dissident. It was impossible to find after , then went for drinks and revelry with local gang sweep-to which they referred brothers as a cabaret to the edge of town. When night fell the Golem crazy. be returned evangelist, abjure their sins and accept Jesus Christ as our Savior. He later testimony of his sinful life and came to evangelize atheists apostolic Roman. There am the supernatural creature death. A teenager with a passing moped ran over the middle. Golem is the only average 40 inches tall. not had much gypsum.


When I arrive on Friday, my discouragement was evident. And the discussion continued : What had failed with the Golem?





Sunday, May 22, 2005

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News daily life Goodbye

These two stories I have extracted of Belgranense Gazette, a weekly local news, thought to be the most credible the region and whose greatest strength is that it has edition in English aimed at Anglophone audience, the use of the Buenos Aires Herald. The material I present has been extracted from editions 398 and 399 last April 2005.

Advancing the Science
Amazing discovery

General Belgrano (agency itself) In day today at the Institute of Physics Applied General Belgrano, Professor Damian Coria presented the results of his research on container magnetic fields. In the Chamber of exhibitions at the Institute gave a press conference and a demonstration . enclosure at the table by manipulating a series of machines generated intense rectangular field of about 15 cm side, bright blue. He explained that within that cube, which he called four-dimensional, the conventional suffered physical alterations time and space. As evidence introduced his hand into the bucket, which turned invisible inside. He explained that according to his calculations was possible that this container high magnetic energy somehow relate to other distant universe. A journalist from the various competing, was invited to put his hand also. By doing that described turgid presence felt inside, but could not define that era. Pressing hard, the flamboyant interior creature made reactive movement disappeared. The teacher explained that apparently these strange beings, have the ability to "jump" in space, teleport. Thus they were never seen to move, crawl or walk. also was invited this reporter to test the qualities of the four-dimensional space. By introducing my hand, felt an indefinite creature, sharp as a serpent but with a hard consistency, such as a bone or knee. The mysterious being immediately upon touched me, "jump" to another space and disappeared. Professor Coria again retouch controls and focus on achieving the bucket, and invite you to a third journalist to half the capital, to complete this test. The female colleague introduced her index finger with some apprehension it is worth noting, in dimensional cube and then gave a muffled groan

- "I've seen a creature that is all .... hole, wet and throbbing, not know how to describe it, is appalling ..."-

Amazed by this new discovery, the present and the professor agreed that it was premature to expose more theories about it on the distant universe and its beings fabulous, it was inconceivable to our minds only imagine a creature that was just a hole in space. The teacher thanked the concurrence of the journalism and advertisement part to Stockholm, to be submitted for nomination the Noble Prize for Physics . This cube magnetic can only be maintained for a very short time due to its huge consumption of energy , and yet impossible to enlarge over scarce inches without running the risk of leaving without fluid power the entire province of Buenos Aires.

An unusual scandal
shameful event in the local theater

General Belgrano (agency itself) in the local Movie Theater has produced a flurry of proportions when the tenor Enricco Della was finalizing its Gamba in Tanhauser action. In the days today at the local movie theater was touring the cast of the Mozarteum Argentino, representing selected parts of Tanhouser and other German operas including The Magic Flute Wolfrang of the late A. Mozart, with full concurrence of viewers called in his most by the Women's League Pro Morality and Modesty. When I was at the summit of love scene, splendid tenor and soprano Emma Knutt, she suddenly jumped on stage and issued a note clearly out of tune. Given the confusion of the room, although it continued acting perceived at a glance that something had disturbed. In a moment after the turn of issuing a discordant note was for the tenor. This caused a warm applause from the audience to interpret this "gaffe" as a courtesy to their colleague in order not to detract from the select audience. Already in the final aria of love, the most intense and shocking , diva suddenly fall silent, stared at his Tanhauser (which was less than half a meter holding lovingly in her agony of death) and getting very red, it dealt a stiff blow that left not only the wording but also the public, while heard clearly and angry tone a phrase in German. This reporter could not hear in its entirety, but apparently he asked her male partner on "because he had introduced a finger in her .... intimacy ". The role term there in the middle of a major disaster and a shouting match between the conductor, the choreographer and opera singers who assaulted in Italian and German versa.

This writer believes that this makes him much harm to our culture, and in the future should be more careful about who is invited to sing opera at our place, as this can be a very bad example for our youth he does not know how to escape from very low morale of the cumbias to fall into these expressions culturally less decent.


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

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General Belgrano

May 18, 2005

No reason. No answers where there are no questions. Only the fleeting moment in time prior to the night of oblivion. Nothing left behind nothing is in front, to refund me anything. There is nothing that motivates neither life nor death, only emptiness prevails . Goodbye is returning to a past non-existent as far as the future of "return" only the present real, everyday, and I've left behind . This blog already part of nonexistence. remain until a process automatically remove them, but will died much earlier. Shadow among the living, as the "Kah" Egyptian, but no soul because this (the "ba") and will be flown to the unknown land where dwell the dead blogs existential collapsed the reasons there are only consequences.

Pindar said: "When the city that welcome is gone, when the men singing have faded into oblivion, my words will last ..." (500 BC)

Goodbye, friends , goodbye forever.