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These two stories I have extracted of Belgranense Gazette, a weekly local news, thought to be the most credible the region and whose greatest strength is that it has edition in English aimed at Anglophone audience, the use of the Buenos Aires Herald. The material I present has been extracted from editions 398 and 399 last April 2005.

Advancing the Science
Amazing discovery

General Belgrano (agency itself) In day today at the Institute of Physics Applied General Belgrano, Professor Damian Coria presented the results of his research on container magnetic fields. In the Chamber of exhibitions at the Institute gave a press conference and a demonstration . enclosure at the table by manipulating a series of machines generated intense rectangular field of about 15 cm side, bright blue. He explained that within that cube, which he called four-dimensional, the conventional suffered physical alterations time and space. As evidence introduced his hand into the bucket, which turned invisible inside. He explained that according to his calculations was possible that this container high magnetic energy somehow relate to other distant universe. A journalist from the various competing, was invited to put his hand also. By doing that described turgid presence felt inside, but could not define that era. Pressing hard, the flamboyant interior creature made reactive movement disappeared. The teacher explained that apparently these strange beings, have the ability to "jump" in space, teleport. Thus they were never seen to move, crawl or walk. also was invited this reporter to test the qualities of the four-dimensional space. By introducing my hand, felt an indefinite creature, sharp as a serpent but with a hard consistency, such as a bone or knee. The mysterious being immediately upon touched me, "jump" to another space and disappeared. Professor Coria again retouch controls and focus on achieving the bucket, and invite you to a third journalist to half the capital, to complete this test. The female colleague introduced her index finger with some apprehension it is worth noting, in dimensional cube and then gave a muffled groan

- "I've seen a creature that is all .... hole, wet and throbbing, not know how to describe it, is appalling ..."-

Amazed by this new discovery, the present and the professor agreed that it was premature to expose more theories about it on the distant universe and its beings fabulous, it was inconceivable to our minds only imagine a creature that was just a hole in space. The teacher thanked the concurrence of the journalism and advertisement part to Stockholm, to be submitted for nomination the Noble Prize for Physics . This cube magnetic can only be maintained for a very short time due to its huge consumption of energy , and yet impossible to enlarge over scarce inches without running the risk of leaving without fluid power the entire province of Buenos Aires.

An unusual scandal
shameful event in the local theater

General Belgrano (agency itself) in the local Movie Theater has produced a flurry of proportions when the tenor Enricco Della was finalizing its Gamba in Tanhauser action. In the days today at the local movie theater was touring the cast of the Mozarteum Argentino, representing selected parts of Tanhouser and other German operas including The Magic Flute Wolfrang of the late A. Mozart, with full concurrence of viewers called in his most by the Women's League Pro Morality and Modesty. When I was at the summit of love scene, splendid tenor and soprano Emma Knutt, she suddenly jumped on stage and issued a note clearly out of tune. Given the confusion of the room, although it continued acting perceived at a glance that something had disturbed. In a moment after the turn of issuing a discordant note was for the tenor. This caused a warm applause from the audience to interpret this "gaffe" as a courtesy to their colleague in order not to detract from the select audience. Already in the final aria of love, the most intense and shocking , diva suddenly fall silent, stared at his Tanhauser (which was less than half a meter holding lovingly in her agony of death) and getting very red, it dealt a stiff blow that left not only the wording but also the public, while heard clearly and angry tone a phrase in German. This reporter could not hear in its entirety, but apparently he asked her male partner on "because he had introduced a finger in her .... intimacy ". The role term there in the middle of a major disaster and a shouting match between the conductor, the choreographer and opera singers who assaulted in Italian and German versa.

This writer believes that this makes him much harm to our culture, and in the future should be more careful about who is invited to sing opera at our place, as this can be a very bad example for our youth he does not know how to escape from very low morale of the cumbias to fall into these expressions culturally less decent.


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