all started one spring afternoon last year when the girls first began to disengage from their boyfriends. At first parents did not attribute this more than the whims of adolescents themselves and their changing moods, but gradually the thing was getting to dark chestnut, because young people were spiteful and legion. Then the strange wave of apathy sentimental as the tide was rising in the Salado River (because although they say that there is El Viejo, Fisher has always asserted that there is a tidal river, hidden and veiled for neophytes and engineers Hydraulics Buenos Aires Province).
This lack of concern was rising and gaining emotional layers of younger single women, and therefore not ripe for involving finally married, and there the thing exploded. Because a situation is that the girlfriend of a teenager and do not give the time, but when it happens in marriages of years, with all moods and routines can only mean one thing: a big problem. They denied the whole thing involved, but the misunderstanding sentimental and loving (if not sexual) was so serious and widespread that several copies husbands and parents, they sent two notes to the Honorable Council to be taken in the matter. These letters were not read at the regular meetings but in the privacy of government offices. Even the mayor downplayed the issue, repeating what we say all men in these circumstances:
- "They should have worried before, if not the fox guarding the henhouse wreak havoc" -
Until one day the mayor requested a special meeting and secret, the first to be made in General Belgrano. The fox was also echo havoc in the house of the mayor. Loving mother and daughter from one day to another were distant and alien. Several long faces at that meeting was secret, evil was raging. It was agreed to convene the Security Forum and implement all the mechanisms inherent in safeguarding masculinity increasingly despondent of Belgranense from 13 to 99 years ...
The Forum and the police commissioner proceeded community to redouble its efforts to monitor, in presumption of having an unusual case of a "superseductive." This kind of criminal, rarely seen and exemplified by the famous Don Juan Tenorio, is an ordinary man who thanks to his extraordinary telepathic and empathic abilities to seduce women right and left, taking the honor (ie lying) with any woman can . On the other hand the representatives of the Vatican Apostolic Catholic Church insisted on the hypothesis of a collective curse by Umbanda. These reacted visibly upset as to achieve such a thing should at least sacrifice 78 000 chickens which are clearly impossible by the noise and lack of purpose costs incurred such a thing, but they were suspicious of the Chief Rabbinate of General Belgrano, they have a grudge. The Chief Rabbi tore his clothes and cried invoking Abraham protesting this charge when everyone knows that the likely culprits are a colony Nazi secret in town ... There, nobody said a peep, which demonstrated no Nazis in Belgrano, at least since 1945 despite the bad language ...
clear and obvious conclusion is that no one knew because women are unconcerned Belgrano of his men, and the prospect of living bitter or decided to change sexuality to the most energetic measures in practice. It instructed the Commissioner for ramping-up measures in case there was any "superseductive" unnoticed loose, but also commissioned the communal police, inspection and food science to do field research work and intelligence, to determine what was happening ...
feverish After a week in which undercover agents and were evident behind every woman only got two things:
Complaints of women who believed harassed and nothing. The issue remained a mystery. In summary of all cases could be counted as follows: the wife, mother, wife, lover, girlfriend or daughter came out to make a purchase or perform some work outside the home and became estranged ten minutes, having lost their deepest feelings about their loved ones so far. Not that they became odious, however, returned with a dreamy look and in a state of ecstasy of love which caused more ruin than if they had returned hating. The men, safe and confident so far, went mad with jealousy, and several with their fists at the mere suspicion, others thought of suicide and some even more melodramatically treated him actually. Women as if he sensed the innate cowardice the man just ignored him, which made things even more black color. A city that morning had been cheerful, everyday is transformed into a bleak and boring place, because the only topic of conversation was the indifference. The chat of the town grew exponentially, especially the room "Hearts" in which long lists of nicks were all desperate men love but confess modesty. Obviously the banquet they gave women from other places who came readily to chat instantly disabused but seeing so many frustrated men. "These guys must have something wrong," said a English summary and does not reappear no female migration More on this bleak chat room.
The days passed and life deteriorated, nobody wanted to work because there were no incentives. No one cared more than the immediate and necessary. All declined and the city of General Belgrano was dressed in autumnal sadness in winter. In the Upper Room had no serious repercussions, as it is known that its members are beyond worldly things and they are selfish and narcissistic enough to be affected by something that extends beyond their noses. also one of the side effects of certain alcoholic beverage that is impossible to mention without soil outbreak willing satan to sign a Faustian pact, is referring to the emotional oblivion. Thus none of the members could ever be an actor. The Stanislavsky method, emotional memory to dress the character in the actor, never work in some men as rational and delivered to the high scientific and metaphysical speculations and determining whether Caburé feathers are bad luck, if Boca deserved to lose to Ulam Bator or Gardel sings better every day and if Riqui Luis Miguel Martín and Leonardo Di Caprio are or become ...
But despite the special constitution of their minds, something happened because the peeling after the fifth shot said
"Something is happening and I do not like anything," in allusion to the loss of wife, mother, aunts, mother and daughter finally giving not more burdensome something akin to Nirvana in life.
- Are you referring to that voice in Sanskrit in some religions of India, State resulting from the release of the desires of the individual consciousness and reincarnation, which is achieved through meditation and lighting? - wonder Pepa
"Yes, something ...-
-Count, count, encouraged the other honorary members
told and peeling. Describe the feeling of karmic release and pleasure of being free from the bondage of a terrible worldwide generated envy among those present, subject to the commands of the ladies from their homes, and thus was born the solution. The Upper Room did not want to find out the causes but play them at ease and pleasure.
As official proceedings failed and were awful, they determined to use the increased powers never triggered by any human being. They asked for a glass of alcoholic beverage unnameable, naming. In a cloud of smoke and special effects demode soil sprouted Lucifer.
- Who has dared to summon me, O mortal? -
-A you one gift, the thing is with Satan, "said the mute, aware of the evil hierarchy having spent a season in hell when his heart attack.
-Satan this license, today is my turn. It's the same-
"Well, we know what is happening with women in the village and what is the cause of it-
-Your request is reasonable, but there's a catch, you must first give me a soul for
...-"No problem, here, and El Pelado extends a worn pamphlet Lucifer
- A campaign brochure? -
-Si, notice among the candidate's promises for mayor, at the point ...- 10013th
-Si ... I see ... "Sell your soul to the devil if necessary for the welfare of my beloved community" ... sounds legal. Is this the author? -
"No, this in his office, but according to Roman law as a signed paper that is a document that guarantees payment of any kind, ie a promissory note. And who signed it is currently the mayor of this town and we are witnesses because you vote, unless it (Pepa), and as constituents of a legally and constitutionally established authority decided by mutual agreement and ipso facto, you should take the Mayor soul to the regions below ad hoc ut ...- explained Dr. Ricardo legalistic, excited by the possibility of returning a political favor to the mayor. Lucifer pondered and accepted, for though the word is not much of a lawyer in Hell (the upholstery of them) and the soul of a mayor (also the upholstery of them down there) something was something.
- Okay, I will say that the mystery is solved between eighth notes and eighth notes, among czars and Communists, between cocks and midnight, gentlemen goodbye - and vanished laughing at the unfortunate conundrum in exchange for two unlikely souls that took him.
This is like the Upper Room Duck soul effort, the mayor, the devil without him knowing. And that explains why the other day I was in a better mood.
Carmapatraca Patrol was formed, consisting of El Mudo, El Pelado and I, vice president of the Honorable Council and member of the Cenacle secret Recova, and we went looking for the solution. The only clue was valid "The Gauls and Midnight . The phenomenon only occurred at night, in a narrow slot as determined by the variables "eighth notes and eighth notes" and "czars and communists" . Both a mystery within the mystery.
We the only surviving communist collapse of the USSR, Carlos The Barber. We were greeted at your site, packed with women he serves with its unique expertise and after finishing we hear. He could not give reasons for the enigma but assumed that the name "czars and communists" set a time axis distant in 1917, during the revolution, it is well known that after 18 were no more czars in Russia, at least not alive ... A good reporter could be the Old of 13, who tried in some distant time with Russian emigres and Theosophists, as he remembered.
That was the first indication we were dealing with supernatural beings, so we had to orient toward the gloomy abode of Cachavacha Witch, who lives in the remote and inaccessible region known as the Barrio Callegari. Inaccessible by potholes and distant because it is more than two blocks of the avenue Italy. After moving cautiously among the natives of the place that we looked suspicious being an election year, we got to number 13 of this quarter and we hit the door. We attended the same Cachavacha who was preparing for television show "Cooking with Cachi" on the local channel and a media success alternated village where gypsy curses, spells and cuisine of Buenos Aires.
-Si, is a troubled spirit, just told us we saw the face, to our surprise
- How to know the reason for our visit? -
- Madame Cachavacha knows everything, until they sold the soul of the mayor, and laughed merrily "The devil came to me to make me a trade for something better and I was as miserably cheated
- We scam? - Said offended and flattered
" Yes, all Lucifer least know that politicians have no soul, especially the duck, which is radically
"Well, the puzzle is also a shit for that matter ...-
-La thing that is in tables, which happened only once before it ...-
- And what was the first time? - ask
-Me, baby, me, the July 16, 1918 - and louder laughed the old witch
- And how do we resolve this, estimated "Streggetta" -
- Just follow the music and must convince the spirit to return to his original love, nothing more ...-
And we closed the door in his face while Aborigines around us and pushed us out of the neighborhood the tips of their spears ...
"So in short, we find a spirit in the light of the candles between cocks and midnight-guided by the music ... Something really strange, "murmured The Straw considering the report presented" So you know, to seek musical spirits gentlemen
And so The Upper Room is fully dedicated to tracking the streets deserted General Belgrano something that resemble these tracks, but to no avail and women "infected" continued to grow as the tide of Rio Salado, continuously and invisibly.
"Obviously," commented the Mayor, the "heartless" Pato "we can not detect anything, is something that only affects women, it will be difficult to resolve,
"Possibly, but we should try a bait to attract this source of unrest and catch in the act," suggested Dr. Ricardo even surprised not to perceive changes in his political opponent and see even more rosy.
-talk with a woman and convenzamosla to work with us in the hunt for the phantoms ...- Don Clark continued
"Well-bounded, we may ask the girlfriend of someone known be our bait ...-
And we determined that a beautiful young woman will add to the hosts (not so) vindictive Cenacle, the order went in Matilde, the maid of the Recova and the result of the dreams of several members of the Cenacle which never have an opportunity to drink from his lips the fruit of love, because she has a boyfriend. And Matilda went to Carmapatraca Patrol towards the dangers of the night and seduction. On the third day we turned a corner and losing a few seconds momentarily lost her too. On arrival we found it blissfully smiling with a flower in her hand and eyes filled with tears of love ...
"Shit," said Bare-one that is fading, and a second ...-
"Our perception of time is dissimilar the ghost, for it could have been hours ...- comment.
Matilde And indeed had fallen under the influence of that mysterious seductive power. This loss significantly affect the Cenacle, which by now had changed considerably and now its goal was aimed more to the resolution of the case. From our findings we conclude that mutual only takes one moment for women to be absorbed by that strange passion. After comparing prints of these, most thought he heard a strange and supernatural musical chords.
"Maybe some kind of harmonic modulation Pepa venture supernatural
No one could say either yes or no, they were only a few notes, nothing more ...
(The next session of the Upper Room, was closed to for obvious reasons I can not transcribe the different alternatives of this singular meeting ... whose singular result will realize in a few lines, gentle reader.)
Carmapatraca The battered Patrol finally came into the ring once more with another woman as bait, hoping to find a solution. For hours Belgranense wander through the streets of downtown and the suburbs. At half past three finally made contact, just like last time, to lose our "lady" in a hole-designation of public lands dating back to colonial times, suddenly hear sounds clearly around music tempered by the cold south wind that whistled through the ces ces . The muffled sound of the notes followed by a loud scream, we expected. As a sign of the unknown and jump on a special canvas blanket and shake our infallible clubs so ineffable that twisted lump caught like a thousand demons and howling like a bag of cats ...
The mystery was soon revealed in part. Inside the canvas Geo-magnetic-esoteric we had made to catch phantoms, spirits and related scurrilous or cheats, we found a trio bruised and complaining and superseductive ectoplasm.
The next day, in a discrete local telecast by the channel, the Mayor took reassurance to the people of General Belgrano, the women were recovering, like a bad hangover, an "Asian flu" which carries a momentary loss of memory. The Municipal Hospital Juan E. Source would cater to those who were requesting help because they had express instructions to give priority to the ladies of the town. The mysterious fever, transmitted to women only, was vectored aegyptis by the Anopheles mosquito. Municipal crews were spraying the people to eradicate any possible source of infection and called upon the general population does not neglect the hygiene and sanitation etc etc ...
The truth only knew The Upper Room, and was more complex than a simple mosquito. The key to the solution were scattered words that were uttered folleton different players, just the mentality sinuous Bare, who had succeeded in uniting the tracks that had hit the jackpot. Remember that El Pelado had two favorite authors? One was Gaston Leroux, the other Ponsoil Du Terreil, the prolific author of Rocambole, that explains in part class mentality and their strange deducitvos mechanisms. The Mayor said "They should have worried before, if not taken care of the henhouse, the fox wreak havoc" , this phrase casually opened the doors of understanding of Peel, being the first to perceive the essence of the problem: the lack of attention toward male General Belgrano sensitive women. Is known, for self-criticism to do the same secret session of the Cenacle, which we usually distinguish ourselves by our blindness sentimental. We sincerely believe that once we love a woman and this forever and forget that love, like fire or alcohol addiction that unpronounceable name (Low risk of attracting the infernal forces) they should be fed daily to avoid extinction. Not only is the reasoning or the body requires daily exercise, the feelings, perhaps especially ...
"Damn Neo-Platonism grumble at that point against El Mudo" With this new age of the dichotomy of body, soul and feeling we have lost the capacity to love all the time ...-
And indeed, the men of General Belgrano and the Cenacle in general, are enough left in those LIDES ...
That coincided with the Curse. To understand this we should back in time to the 20's. At that time General Belgrano was an important agricultural movement and a large amount of labor required for planting, harvesting and transportation through the railway station Sud As a result of the upheavals in Europe of the First World War (1914 - 1918) appeared many immigrants from all over: English, Italian, Turkish and even Russians. This is where we should stop. In 1917 shortly before the death of the Great Litany (as Lenin told the Romanov Imperial Family), a lonely Russian immigrant came to these shores to establish a clandestine center of counter-revolutionaries, because this man knew the young Count of the existence Rapusnike Temporary Space Node was in the hands of the Clowns Club because of its ties with the Theosophists. Thought to enter bullet and sword, take the green puertita control and manage their unique qualities to banish the successful Bolshevik revolution and reinstate the Tsarist empire, for he was secretly in love with Anastasha, the young leaf of Alexander III. What surprised the death of the royal family hard at work, discouraged, ever the little door is not green (which we know is located in a dimension of Pasaje Carlos Gardel, but in 1912 when "I" coincidentally this passage had no name) and dies but not before uttering a terrible curse swearing never rest until get the love of his beloved Anastasia. But he died alone, at his side, but ignored a faithful emulation of Madame Blavatsky, founder of the Russian branch of the Theosophists, succeeds in a last attempt to create a miracle esoteric. On the one hand to preserve the soul of his secret love and the other managed to rescue the death Anastasia capturing his soul to the flight when the Bolsheviks murdered in the basement of the Yekaterinburg house (House Ipatiev), July 16 1918. The same date as the Peel had heard from the mouth of the old Cachavacha. That was his second track. When the witch mentioned have been deceived by Lucifer, it is clear that the former lover of Count Rapusnike had tried to preserve the soul of the young princess Russia, but failed. Lucifer thief comes and use of their changed roles. The lover had died and she was reincarnated in skin not very graceful maid ignored, that by that time it was something ugly and fat. But the secret lover Lucifer deceived because even dead preserved his memory in the minds of the young Russian princess incarnate. Metaphysical whole pool.
The Count's wandering spirit remained in karmic bliss for several decades but eventually managed to call the old Cachavacha the living world, hoping to reunite with him, for the love of the lover even painfully survived that body and the princess, in the end After all, was a woman and as such, anxious love.
More spirit instead of going to meet his princess, mad and blind, like most men when they came to love passionately, revenge of all, dead like a dog without having loved. Then he convinced the trio died Roldan-Barrios-Unzue (very famous in the late 20) to accompany him in his travels Belgranense night lovemaking.
These musicians had finished their days in a plane crash prior to that of Gardel, but stole their fame in Medellin and they, had to settle for lesser known a pauper funeral and a little remembrance in The Fair Belgranense. Resented this and wanted to recover. The Trio of Death (named after themselves) played old waltzes in the early nineteenth very romantic and mushy, while Count seducing women with a statement of love after death that left them stunned in a state of ecstatic love. Such was the modus operandi.
Pelado supernatural plot hatched this issue for the few clues left little to chance and a bit much for provoking the same Cachavacha and concluded that the only way to capture the phantoms was to use a woman redomón bait but were immune to the hypnotic spell of Count dead.
And what woman would be capable of such a thing? A transvestite is a woman but someone who has the genetic makeup of a man, and we Belgrano own: Flory. That will speak in closed session in the Upper Room was the company's secret weapon against the wiles sentimental Russian count. And it worked, the thinking unforgiving spirit in dealing with a woman seduced her, stroke her hair, gave her a flower (a lily) and he pressed a kiss to faint. then realized his terrible deception (some believe because Flory put your penis erect, others because they kiss one type is different than kissing a woman and a ghost is aware of this difference) and the ghost lost all his seductive power. He closed in on the fly traps ectoplasmic special canvas and gave a good portion of truncheons blessed by the priest of the parish. Bruised and dazed the four spectra meekly surrendered. The trio due to the conspiracy count had to pay his probation sentence by giving public performances a year at the senior center, posing as o Angra Mahat. Over time and with the acceptance of the Belgrano grandparents ended up being a typical trio returned to their valsesitos, cowgirl and milonguita But as The Mind of the South Trio in good wins for a lot longer than they were sanctioned by the Municipal Court of Misdemeanors but never reveal their origin ghostly unsuspecting elderly and recording a couple of CDs that are all the rage here and in the other world.
The Earl was sentenced to meet and marry her impossible love: the Princess Anastasia Romanov in the body of the old Cachavacha. The count against all odds was happy as a witch, they kissed and the miracle happened there rearwardly, nothing happened, two people were still ugly even younger as time back for them until 1918. They were very happy and now live to teaching Tango for tourists General Belgrano visiting and selling homemade candy from strangers who claim to have unexpected virtues to cure heartache, love forgotten and those herbs ...
The Cenacle recognized within it that men are a group of clumsy and insensitive and we made a firm promise to never forget because we love our wives and do not forget to leave the love we grow it all mornings of our lives with devotion and tenderness, to harvest every night in the privacy of those extraordinary nuptials loving beings who are women in love. A "I love you" light in the darkness has the power to rescue from death any of us, giving us life and the meaning of her last and most profound purpose of human existence: love.
end this extraordinary story of the profound conclusion Peeling, who said
- "moral, morals, only who is left ..."- fucking
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For my part, I traveled 1200 miles to be reunited with my Angel, far away Corrientes Capital, and love for ever and ever. Silvina I love you, my love .
