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A Season in Hell

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When the Dumb General Belgrano was absent for the last time it was not a trip to Buenos Aires or accustomed Capital as always, the only trip was to Mute hell. The circumstances of his absence were of significant others: he had the idea to die and rise again, causing the inevitable tide of questions on local television reports and the fm of the people on the "white tunnel", the appearance of ghostly ancestors guiding the dead, recalling all his life in a second and that sort of superstition to which is just as Victor Sueiro since it also had the idea of \u200b\u200bdying for a while. But unlike the journalist, El Mudo did not write books, actually hates writing, and is more focused on the oral tradition in Recova Cenacle, site of the oral historical, philosophical and alcohol Parnassus reaches the earth.

Some suppose, in the Cenacle, which is excessive oral defense of simply hiding his hobby to some unnameable alcohol (as it is in danger of doing so invoke the powers of hell as indeed has happened a few times). Always envious of the Cenacle, the habitues of the Violets better known as "The Runfla infamous" used to say that such a mind orality corresponded more to a secret impulse of sodomites who own esoteric scholars, as well as unfounded assumption full of hateful implications.

The point is that due to double assistance to the Recova and Violets, somehow was involved in a bizarre competition in last place, which as you know does not have the spirituality and esoteric pursuit of perfection of the first. The most credible reviews say it was the day he drank three glasses of liquor that unnameable and three in the Violets. This will cause an instant heart lapses and short terms'm fried. There was a great batifondo, firefighters appeared almost instantly (of course, always kills to break these things) and shortly after the ambulance from the hospital, but to no avail because the man was more dead than the conscience of the Jury of Fierro. The police insisted on leaving the deceased position and place in which he was to carry out forensic procedures rigorously. What happens is that the police would love to leave these things scattered corpses and put those fences with plastic tape so beautiful that says "Crime Scene, Police, do not go" And as often happens rarely that they can use, exploit the most of every opportunity presented to them.

a result, the medical examiner whose home is based in Chascomus, but just do not appear until the next day, leaving the deceased in the Violets at least for the next 12 or 18 hours. Alberto, the owner of violets suggested, in desperation by this ex unexpected, cover with a sheet to Mute and continue with life as if nothing had happened, but in the face of few friends from the Fire, Police and present, who would be ruined her beautiful scene, had to grudgingly admit close the bowling alley. And so it remained mute, quieter than ever, lying on the cold table Violets and face frozen in a rictus indefinable mixture of fear with surprise.

Violets closed its doors after local media parade to take pictures then serve to pontificate on the moral depravity of General Belgrano, where death has dominion in the streets by the municipal inspectors do not meet their duty and where the council members who live away from these public calamities etc etc.

When the lights go out and put the padlock on the door, The Violets, without the owner realizing it, entered a strange game that characterizes cosmogonic General Belgrano and remains hidden from the eyes of the simple. What if you found the next day the simple eyes including police, fire and forensic besides the owner of the establishment, went to a Silent sitting at the bar giving the elbow to a select mix of expensive liquor. Surprised at the unexpected appearance of the astonished spectators, only managed to take off to mourn and say "I'm alive", which was not at that point, nothing revealing. Everyone rushed to embrace ... bottles to celebrate. That day, The Violet record a significant loss in its coffers and Alberto swear that the next "dead" himself would be responsible for putting it into the public highway to take over the city after kick to make sure that previously were really good and quite dead . Tallan

creeds and religions

But if the hassle of Alberto was expected, not least was the Belgrano religious congregations who saw in this man raised the necessary climax to their diffuse theologies.

Evangelists opened fire from the Church of Unconditional Love welcoming of this new proof of the end of time, for as stated by the apocalypse 7.16 "Never more will go hungry or thirsty or be overwhelmed by the sun or heat," 12.18 "And I stood on the beach" and finally 16.6 " The sixth (Angel) will pour out his vial upon the great river Euphrates and its water was dried up, leaving free passage to the kings of the East "Dumb And does not he more than amply satisfied his thirst after receiving divine grace, and despite crutches was not found by foot, giving the satanic spirits? had not left dry pantry Violets and had free passage to firefighters and police of our city, which at that time felt as kings? What is indisputable that for two years with the Salt River is dry? The next tests are parousia only need to know see, dear brethren in Jesus. And they announced the next rescue of the good, 144,000 souls who would go from one to heaven, playing the harp and singing the praises of the righteous Lord in Aramaic while the rest rot in hell hopelessly in the middle of lustful pleasures, unrestrained orgies and all sorts of unimaginable horrors ...

is to narrow that few heeded the call of the Lord, to the fullest extent of the district barely scratching 15,000 and possibly a smaller percentage of souls ... Los Umbanda as has no sacred texts were limited to thank Oxum and sacrifice two or three little children orphans in the local cemetery without the humane society animals (PROAM) is altered by it.

Belgranense The Theosophical Society "The Mysteries of Kybalion" in his local television show "Black Magic for All texts read some nice Egyptian (Coptic) and made a magnetic passes that resulted in the breakdown of several TVs and caused several spirits wander at night ominously announcing the imminence of the Second World War, announced that it had been taken with great care if it was not because it was outdated 66 years. The

Temple "Basic Unit United divide us" for his part thanked the General and entrusted the souls of all dead Peronist High Five-Year Plan was prepared to issue a requested headed "Gen. I bi" (sic) signed by the mute a leading activist of the "EBRD" and given that the mute was a lifelong Peronist and perhaps death as well. Union Masonic Lodge Rocambole Civility "Red and White" discussed at a meeting of one thousand seven hundred virtues of using the white beret when it travels the path of death and faces the Great Architect or Great Doctor and agreed to pay tribute to the memory of Mudo, who although certainly was revived, had been dead for a while and therefore was entitled to a nice tribute, considering that the mute was a lifelong radical and perhaps death as well. Crazy

Councilman and Chairman of the local party "Caneja Force!" Was limited to denounce the devil and file a complaint in the courts of Dolores, where without noticing in your stupid paranoid that those podiums already devil's kingdom. And although he said on the radio that he had "evidence" all suspect this thick stack of papers that shook convulsively on TV was actually a descuadernada telephone directory ...

The reaction and the televised

The only problem was, to back media manifestations of these enthusiasts was that the mute was an atheist and disliked political parties, especially those who did homage to the dead and even more if the deceased had been him. With the idea to clear all doubts and end the issue once. For that accepted the offer to go to a local television show, "Two by Four" led by the commentator of all, Robin Moon, who true to his line of (lack of) objectivity, think about everything, even without know about it.
To realize this experience psycho-mystical-metaphysical formed a select panel of authentic scientific authorities:
For Shaman Group Quarter Callegari, recognized worshipers of the Old Gods and the Popol Vuh Quiche, Euleterio Deuterium, nuclear scientist in charge of the draft General Belgrano Cold Fusion and creator of magic talisman against bad luck, by the Chief Rabbinate and as exclusive representative of the real "Santeria Jesus Joy of Men" Solomon Isaac Isacson, of the Vatican Curia Rev. Father Richard, called "The Invisible Brother" because it certainly was invisible (which would represent a serious problem for the telecast) and the Municipal Department of the ordinance Metaphysics "Spark", so called because it is a huge subject in addition to being absolutely silent and sullen, was mute and deaf. The nickname that because due to some unknowable reason remembered the brother of Speed \u200b\u200bRacer in the cartoons. Obviously by the City Council was selected in my capacity as an anarchist known expropriating Reader cartoons "Necrodamus" and be able to speak on my own without help from party orthodoxy.

El Mudo established his condition:

-order for this dialogue is correct we should see some minor rules, it is known that the names of the dead are subject to the laws of taboo in the ancient civilizations, but not by modern which are certainly impious and desjuiciadas. The Albanians of the Caucasus, for example, had similar customs and the same is observed among the aborigines of Australia. In the language of Paraguay Abipones of each year introduces new words and by proclamation abolishing all words that are similar to the names of the dead, words are replaced by others. It is understood that these procedures nullify the possibility of a narrative or story: the language and not waste some of the past, it is transformed to the real course of time. At least so says Julia Kristeva in her thesis "Unknown Language." So I propose not to mention names of the dead in this postmodern telecast, anarchist, atheist, because in my long journey through the underworld or hell, I saw many mutual acquaintances that has no object named ...-

The proposal seemed reasonable and was accepted unanimously, went the Dumb
-Another point is that allow only one question for every one of you. Nothing more, and I reserve the right to answer ...-
Despite some reluctance, this item was also accepted. Shortly after initiating the telecast of the century, as asserted by the relay self-aggrandizement and promotion between the sensationalism own local media that seeks to impress his skeptical audience with a bit of noise and lights.

Despite the pomp and pageantry promised the TV image was the same as always: bland background (which many recognized as bad film posters plastered on semitransparent layers) the eternal table - Desktop utility more like a coffin where villagers multimedia dreams die, the same eternal poverty and lighting, muted colors and spirit of the conductor false and even more off your decorated able to depress the Meyerhold himself. Panelists star driver and interviewed all piled into the desktop line, which for obvious reasons had only one side, say a small counter where everyone was on the side of the bar and the side chambers of the public. Thus began his descent into hell "Two by Four", called maliciously by its detractors "Two of three rain."

- "Staff of the exiles, light of the inventors, Confessor of the hanged and the conspirators, O Satan, take pity on my long misery! "- Reach to whisper when the light turned red.

formal presentation began, tinged with artificial features such sympathy and wit that can only produce television and glamor of chafalonías painted cardboard. Exposed and the topic of the program and presented the local Court of Miracles a question that would turn the exclusive interview happened to tell more or less like his tour of the regions where one guy has never returned and that ... "Excuse
...- From Hell Deuterium-third have returned several not very clever or insightful to assume that the Mute is the only one who has returned. We have for example Orfeo that Euridice back to return to Lucian of Samosata, who wrote the dialogue of the Dead, a clear sign that ebbed and flowed, to Dante Alghieri and certainly also wrote his book to Adam that through Buenosayres from the pen of Marechal visited our local headquarters of the Argentine hell and described the agonizing limbo of our convictions, and Carlos Saul ...-
-Excuse me, "interrupted Robin Moon somewhat soured by the offense of leaving it exposed as a consummate ignorant also by his undisguised love Carlitos "No need to dig, everyone knows that these bullrings returned from hell, what I say is that is the only thing that ever has Belgranense
-disagree ...- ...- sounded grim and crypt resonances Invisible Brother "There is Belgranense continuously in and out of hell almost daily-
Ruben Pale swallow saliva. And he went to court. In the shoot was awkward silence between the panelists and the report, finding that this had not even read the riddles of cicle balloon bazooka at least the Emerald Table, the Necronomicon, The Book of Wisdom and not even a bad text alchemy such as "How to win an election in 10 days," edited by his their peers of mischief PJ. Nevertheless decided to continue the story because this would not arise again given the hostility to Dumb Things like the media.

The print media had anticipated

Proof of this was that the New Fair had already called his flat with a huge "El Mudo back from the dead" and went on a peg Exclusive photos of the deceased before his return triumphantly assures that in the regions of the devil the only way you read is the New Fair, pictures posing with the Devil, this teaches her apartments to our environment. Was the fault of the government. " The latest photos, obviously, were a common trick photography in which images of a devil rode cheesy with the mute on roast will know that past and who by chance had come at the hands of Cricket. As for the "quarters" of the devil had simply cut and paste images of Notre Dame and give a little spooky touches of reds. Since then, it was called The Wizard of Photoshop Grillo for his uncanny ability to destroy illusions.

La Lupa in change and not to be outdone, I question the validity of attributing trip to a chemical imbalance in the brain and encouraged by certain alcoholic beverage under penalty of invoking unnameable truly satanic powers. Upon its Director Diana friendly twelve teenagers invite your child's friends and they induced an artificial coma and then resurrect them and told their stories. None could say no, too old chat had damaged the brain center that regulates the written and spoken, except monosyllables and emoticons were unable to extract anything else. We had to remove their liquor bottles. Denostación to the confusion and the scientific method, the architect Zaratin wrote a long article in which he played the spellings and emoticons of assholes as part of a forgotten Egyptian alphabet of symbols, much in vogue in the faculty of architecture in making budgets concluded that they were a song praise to Isis, the mysterious lady of the Nile ended the esoteric translation to this curious caveat:

profane Oh you have not regularized
your cadastral maps according to the sacred ordinance
27/04!
run like the wind, run
legalized legalizadlos, legalizaos
Do the plans by a registered architect or you will
Hathator prey, the monster that eats meat
hearts and souls
and I cagara in the most literal of senses
and clean her anus ferocísimo
with your affidavit ...
What he did mean the cryptic influence of local Architects Association ...

And The Voice? This weekly known for its authenticity as similar to a bill of three dollars, organ to which his detractors call "You ... Ta" in obvious allusion to the Oriental origin of the director and which is too polarized to the hosts of evil (the local Peronist party), was limited to stating that the ineffable German had previously been in hell, as good Peronist, and he had found good upholstery radicals, ie intentions. And that when he was mayor announced he would take care of paving, to gas and running water in the underworld so that Belgranense feel at home, because "the best days were, are and will Peronist" and concluded with a call for a measured way to overthrow the local government, or its opposite sign failing to make the next election fraud.

cultured and legalistic digress ...

The City Council of course was discussed from the opposition (PJ), government inaction frontage (radical and independent) that did nothing for upholstered hell paved, answering my bank that if they could read they would see that is assigned item funding in the budget of Public Works fiscal year for improvements and refurbishment the road to hell, because (Act 568, 1780 and ssgtes pgs):
-... this government, Mr. President, it is insensitive to popular clamor and know positively that many of their fellow citizens will go head to permanently stay the night there, according to statistics conducted under the Strategic Plan of the General Belgrano ... In fact the bank accused PJ's connivance with certain private companies favored by the Government of the Province in its previous management, to privatize and install that via toll booths ...-
- Objection! - snapper Gosorito, President of the bench injured - Mr. Alderman did not know that Charon toll rate charged from the old? I have a copy of the Billiken March 1969 supports my words ...-
-reaffirm my point-answer again taking the word because Mr. Alderman is perverse in his interpretationist of old classics, as the old tributes such as sales tax, the excise and other denominations were abolished when the republican system was installed, federal and democratic. What Mr. Gosorito clogging is intended as usual to distort the debate ... Does anyone deny he heard about the project to install toll booths way to another world? No, because as good adhesion to Carlitos and his neo-mania continues to expropriate that which by nature belongs to the state and must remain, such as education, security and other larailas. You Mr. President What about the free will? -
After an awkward silence ask Councillor Dr Patita
- What about the free will? -
"That this excessive pretension of tolls would be obviously creating a system of injustice, because those who not necessarily want to go to heaven should pay to enter the delights of hell. Those headaches are also nature, as stated in "The Judgement of Minos" the famous Greek writing Luciano in his Dialogue of the Dead which can be avoided by not by nature evil prospensa come to a direct trip hell (and the councilors of certain banks) would cause serious harm to the rights and freedoms wisely established our National Constitution, in Article 14 to proclaim the free movement of citizens as an inalienable right ...-
- The grip: Article 14 merely says, "within the limits of the country "!...-
- May wise, Councilman! And where is located the hell? Ask any old and tell you that hell is in this country ... Read national legislation and see that we own our ground floor to the center of the planet, that necessarily includes such facilities-
"Well, say rates the Way to Heaven "he said shyly
the aforementioned bank - and generate more confusion and injustices? Or does the bank seeks to profit from opposition to the dead? Not enough who voted in the last election? Where is for you to locate the perfection and spiritual purity if it is a nuisance that over the recharge rate? I, Mr. President, motion to have the bench of the PJ is going to Hell ...-

Returning to the history channel

However, the best of this was that the Dumb never had been reported by any means. So is journalism, especially where there is no news. After the endless round of advertising, it lavishes on each trade inventories strives to mention quite all his goods even though it clearly offends the eye (for example, "Carniceria Pendorcho: We have beef, chicken, chops, sausages, roasted tripe, osobuco, etc etc, ending with "run by its owner Pendorcho Pelado, your question does not bother" with the liminal and post images of such objects: beef, chicken, sausage, peeled and satisfied customers) continued the TV broadcasts of the grievous Silent adventures of Hell.

The ominous silence of the panel, interviewee and interviewer, is evidenced by returning the picture: a lot of faces looking ass sideways. Ruben took the floor
Moon-We continue with the Dumb we will refer their interesting experiences in the afterlife ... How was the thing was funny? -
- Ruben ... - Starting glacial Mudo - Half way of life, in a dark forest, I was because my path was lost. How hard thing to say what was this forest savage, rough and strong that makes me fear the thought "That fucking
!...- ...- Ruben interrupted trying to get a snack - Did you see something move? -
"Yes, I saw" a wolf all appetite seemed charge your weakness, which has made many live in misery. It gave me so many troubles with the fear that caused me to see that I lost the hope of cumbre.Y as the one who gets rich and happy comes after a time they were blasting, and every thought suffers and cries ... " -
- That awful! "And the government of Pato, who does ... talking the other day with the boys Peronist block I said you are very insecure and should be taken in the matter ... What did you do? -
"Then as the beast that I was not letting up, then very slowly coming towards me, pushing me there where the sun is silent. As I walked down the hill, I was in front of someone's eyes, in silence, I felt dumb. When I saw that in that great desert "Have mercy on me, I cried," whoever you are, shadow man alive. "He said, 'Man I'm not, but man I was, and my parents gave birth Mantua Lombardy it was nation of both. Julius Caesar was born sub Doctor, although late, and lived in Belgrano under the good and remembered Ricardo: times false gods liars. Poet was, and sang of that just son of Anchises who came from Troy when Troy was burnt pride "...-
- Troy, which is after the 229 Brandsen? -
"Not to Mycenae left, some of KM-
centenenares - And who was that shadow that appeared there? -
-Virgilio-bounded Deuterium I had read the Divine Comedy
"No," El Mudo - was
...- The Body Valentini - Is the veneer? - were shocked everyone - Does Valentini sheet? -
"The same, as we all know is an agent, bringing things back and forth and doing paperwork. Be surprised at the paperwork that between General Belgrano and the underworld. When he saw me and greeted me told me to wait a moment, came a call to his cell. I heard someone talking and I said "Soul courteous of Mantua, which even in the harsh world of memory, and is to last over time, my friend, but not random, such an obstacle in its path by the mountain, scared again, and I fear that is so lost that afternoon, I have provided relief, as I heard it. Go therefore and eloquent words, and his relief as needed, help and comfort me with it . "...-
- Who was he? -
"Do not know, I suspect Matilde, the maid of the Recova, my account still remains unpaid for the month ... The thing is that The Body agreed and led me to a door that said terrible in its header, as a dire warning: "FOR ME TO LEAVE suffering city, Through me the way THE ETERNAL SUFFERING, FOR ME IS TO THE PEOPLE CONVICTED. JUSTICE MOVED MY ARCHITECT HIGH. Was divine authority, SUMO KNOWLEDGE AND LOVE ONE. ME BEFORE ANYTHING WAS CREATED BUT NOT THE ETERNAL AND HARD FOREVER. LET, THE who enter here, ALL HOPE "-
- The portal of hell! -
" No, but seemed more decentralization tax office, but it was not. That door led to terrible ...-
output - output? -
"Yes, the output. The real hell, Hades, Gehenna or whatever they call Ruben and audience, is not there, but here. Good night .- And Satan was in charge of cutting the light in the whole province of Buenos Aires and leave no TV to Belgranense embarrassed that suddenly took consciousness of his strange situation. Epilogue



In a local radio station Saturday morning, a group of believers prayed the Prayer of Mercy, a very long litany chant consisting thank God for the excruciating agony (Pasion) of the Son, to coreutas responded that "Have mercy on us and the world" over and over again to fill the radio schedule. But something happened that Saturday. Responding to the thirtieth
eighth time a woman raises her voice in a dissonant and the short gasp litany to shout
- What are misericoardia talk to me? This is a god motherfucker, spiteful vindictive and cowardly, "we have over the back sobarle, yet we live in dark misled by fads or things that really do not care a damn? By the balls! - And immediately burned his copy of the Bible after turning the stake with all the iconography he could find at home. So did many evangelicals, Catholics and even atheists who for some unknown reason felt liberated. Thus was born the new religion of the millennium: The mutism.