There are issues that always attracted me as the bad movies Argentina ("The naked beast" by Emilio Vieyra, "The owner of the Sun" Mortola) and the national history of old school books where the heroes were heroic beyond words and the rest a consummate scoundrels louts incapable of understanding the sacred mission of these heroes with a capital.
What they have in common these two things? Well, both are essentially the same. Bad movies are like bad stories. The characters are uniform, the reasons for existing and inexorable fate. Today in class discussion of education saw a video where some poor kids cave described with vocabulary San Martín, Belgrano and other heroic figures quintals of homelands. Listening to children, future cheap labor, I did the movie.
Epic Version Alfredo Alcon type
San Martin is a horse-faced as ever having been vexed with a lemon juice enema and cell phone rings. Take it out and serves
- Hoooola? Excellence! How is your excellency? Ah, is inventing the flag of Argentina ... And if necessary, I say. And here I am, freeing countries. I dunno, one or perhaps two dozen, which in the leather doctor ... As I said, I come and say you're free! And give one or two battles that sometimes I win and some not, but as the result is the same and that's it, a new country free from the yoke of the Goths shameful .... No, hehehehe, I'm not going to Cuba. No place I travel by sea, to be released alone che!. Okay, I quit because I have to pose for a picture that is making me a kind and will be called "The Glories of San Martín" appears wistfully remembering what I'm doing ... if funny, but you know how are these crazy romanticist painting, there are not as decent painters of our years. Do well then with that of the flag, and tell me che, even so we released over here too. Goodbye, take care of poor and sick Morise my friend, because it seems to be fashionable between the heroes, eh, hehehehe .-
Now for the revisionist side:
Sarmiento is in his office, are late at night and just spend the time trumpeting lamplighter and saying rhymes at the time of the viceroy Olaguer and Feliu, ie a hundred years ago.
-Balmaceda, tell the minister of the time and the time to update the lamplighters are delaying back-
-Si-
excellence "And do not nobody bother me I have to write the education reform," Good evening sir
-
"Well, let's see if scorched, I am The Great Sanjuanino and irascible character which I have no doubt this has caused me baldness or the rare type of gymnastics hair stopped me. Well, turn on the computer and see if it .... "Chat room, Hummmm" over sixty "? Not sure that there is Mitre Alsina and those fags who want to build a society ladies finger their speed ... Let's see, Hall of Heroes Eponyms, sounds good Who is he? Are thugs manga? Best evidence for this "Education and Culture ".... Take a nick ... "Faustin" there is hehehehe ... Now the description. Macho peeling, energetic stallion San Juan. With that will be fine. A private communication? Nice! "" Minguito? To view the profile: young seductive effeminate, adopted ... That sucks, a sodomite! God knows they have a father example, write it to know who is ... "Hello young "..." Yes, I am pure unbridled lust" ... "What's your name ?"..." Ah, do not want to say, send me a picture of you as well ..." What Dominguito? Vast &%$#$#$%! I am your father bit of perverted bastard, really now, I will send to the War of the Triple Alliance to give you man, damn! -
scientistic style
Brigadier Juan Manuel de Rosas calls his favorite clown : "I have fun
39% less than last month, you will be shot-
"My lord, is that due to the isobars and isotherms unusual this time of year and based on normal statistics for the province of Buenos Aires, as recorded in the last 30 years I have had a decrease 56% of my metabolism and therefore I declined, "No excuses
clown, die by the kinetic impact of 3 balls of 23 grams each that will impact your body at a rate of" n "with" z "to the third power on "g", I said,
And the next day, Sunday July 23, 1851 at a quarter to seven a squad of three soldiers and a sergeant handed him 37 obese punches and whips then introduce 3 shot lead bullet light alloy that took his life in seven minutes of agony dwarf.
Brigadier addresses his troops in Homemade
- How much fun ruling the dwarf, soldiers? - "A 61%
my brigadier, said the troops and lost the battle.
What they have in common these two things? Well, both are essentially the same. Bad movies are like bad stories. The characters are uniform, the reasons for existing and inexorable fate. Today in class discussion of education saw a video where some poor kids cave described with vocabulary San Martín, Belgrano and other heroic figures quintals of homelands. Listening to children, future cheap labor, I did the movie.
Epic Version Alfredo Alcon type
San Martin is a horse-faced as ever having been vexed with a lemon juice enema and cell phone rings. Take it out and serves
- Hoooola? Excellence! How is your excellency? Ah, is inventing the flag of Argentina ... And if necessary, I say. And here I am, freeing countries. I dunno, one or perhaps two dozen, which in the leather doctor ... As I said, I come and say you're free! And give one or two battles that sometimes I win and some not, but as the result is the same and that's it, a new country free from the yoke of the Goths shameful .... No, hehehehe, I'm not going to Cuba. No place I travel by sea, to be released alone che!. Okay, I quit because I have to pose for a picture that is making me a kind and will be called "The Glories of San Martín" appears wistfully remembering what I'm doing ... if funny, but you know how are these crazy romanticist painting, there are not as decent painters of our years. Do well then with that of the flag, and tell me che, even so we released over here too. Goodbye, take care of poor and sick Morise my friend, because it seems to be fashionable between the heroes, eh, hehehehe .-
Now for the revisionist side:
Sarmiento is in his office, are late at night and just spend the time trumpeting lamplighter and saying rhymes at the time of the viceroy Olaguer and Feliu, ie a hundred years ago.
-Balmaceda, tell the minister of the time and the time to update the lamplighters are delaying back-
-Si-
excellence "And do not nobody bother me I have to write the education reform," Good evening sir
-
"Well, let's see if scorched, I am The Great Sanjuanino and irascible character which I have no doubt this has caused me baldness or the rare type of gymnastics hair stopped me. Well, turn on the computer and see if it .... "Chat room, Hummmm" over sixty "? Not sure that there is Mitre Alsina and those fags who want to build a society ladies finger their speed ... Let's see, Hall of Heroes Eponyms, sounds good Who is he? Are thugs manga? Best evidence for this "Education and Culture ".... Take a nick ... "Faustin" there is hehehehe ... Now the description. Macho peeling, energetic stallion San Juan. With that will be fine. A private communication? Nice! "" Minguito? To view the profile: young seductive effeminate, adopted ... That sucks, a sodomite! God knows they have a father example, write it to know who is ... "Hello young "..." Yes, I am pure unbridled lust" ... "What's your name ?"..." Ah, do not want to say, send me a picture of you as well ..." What Dominguito? Vast &%$#$#$%! I am your father bit of perverted bastard, really now, I will send to the War of the Triple Alliance to give you man, damn! -
scientistic style
Brigadier Juan Manuel de Rosas calls his favorite clown : "I have fun
39% less than last month, you will be shot-
"My lord, is that due to the isobars and isotherms unusual this time of year and based on normal statistics for the province of Buenos Aires, as recorded in the last 30 years I have had a decrease 56% of my metabolism and therefore I declined, "No excuses
clown, die by the kinetic impact of 3 balls of 23 grams each that will impact your body at a rate of" n "with" z "to the third power on "g", I said,
And the next day, Sunday July 23, 1851 at a quarter to seven a squad of three soldiers and a sergeant handed him 37 obese punches and whips then introduce 3 shot lead bullet light alloy that took his life in seven minutes of agony dwarf.
Brigadier addresses his troops in Homemade
- How much fun ruling the dwarf, soldiers? - "A 61%
my brigadier, said the troops and lost the battle.
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